Name: Aimee Quinkert
Rank: #040
Date Joined: October 7, 2005

This is a cool picture of Aimee with elevator buttons. Or just roll your mouse over it to see a clearer picture (I found both on her MySpace page, which lists many cool interests she has that I also enjoy; like Trivial Pursuit, The New Pornographers, Wet Hot American Summer, and Da Ali G Show).

Aimee recently gradu-mah-tated from WMU and now has taken a job in St. Louis, and she now represents the Justin League for the entire Mississippi River region! That's right, Huck Finn can kiss my ass! Kinda sad that Huckleberry Finn is the only thing I can think of related to the Mississippi River. I blame violent video games.

In conclusion, Aimee is way cool. She could very well be the Anti-Urkel, she's that cool. I find quantifying people in Urkel units to be very helpful. Kinda like how I measure what year it is by how many years we have left before SeaQuest DSV will take place in the present (ROUGHLY 10 YEARS REMAIN).