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Name: Daniel Russell
Rank: #019
Date Joined: April 29, 2004
Waitaminute!! This profile was supposed to be about my mild-mannered friend I've known since sixth grade, Daniel Russell! Somehow this page has been hijacked by the shining visage of the advocate of adhesion, the mighty Duct Tape Man!* Hero to many downtrodden and disenfranchised Kalamazoo College students; Duct Tape Man makes the city a safe place to uh, ...seal ducts, I suppose.
Strangely enough, Daniel and Duct Tape Man are never in the same place at the same time. But then again, I've never seen Duct Tape Man and Ray Liotta in the same place at the same time either, so let's not jump to conclusions.
*Applying duct tape to bare skin is not advised. Unless you hate arm hair.
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