Name: Doug Thoin
Rank: #034
Date Joined: March 9, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, I finally found a picture of Doug. I've never met Doug, as he lives in the big and shiny state of California. Here's what Doug had to say about himself:

"I know that zany James Roach character. He smells rather strongly of marinara sauce."

Oh, Doug also plays the tuba, methinks. That's what googling got me, anywho. He looks like a very focused individual, from his picture, I can say. Bespectacled, also. He has a penchant for dark blue shirts with yellow ghostlike* (Or poltergeist? A phantom, perhaps?) characters on them according to his friends and loved ones.

*According to young Scott Heinowski, Doug is actually wearing this shirt. The national debate is finally at an end!