Name: Joseph Lemanski
Date Joined: February 22, 2005
Meet Joe! This here's the picture of someone named Joe Lemanski who's a young Michigan golf champ from 2003. So says the internet. The real Joe's an associate of numero 21, Carey. Joe wrote a bio! Go Joe! What a real American hero. We're taking this fight... TO COBRA!
"Joseph Lemanski.. is like other Joes. Except +5. He commonly has a breakfast of Kix, except using Bailey's Irish Creme instead of milk, which aids him in his quest of becoming a drunken master. Smelling mildly of cheese, one can detect the geekiness of Joe from approximately 20 meters away. He once had mutton chops that would put any Irishman to shame, until one morning he found they were shaved off in the bathroom sink next to a post-it that said "Ha-ha!" Therefore, blaming Potatoes O'Brien, he roams the earth in search of his diminuitive adversary, punching all that wear green on his way."