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Name: Matt Townsend
Rank: #001
Date Joined: September 11, 2003
Matt was the first member to join the Justin League. After watching me weep in the corner for several hours, he decided to humor me and join my club. Matt was also my roommate for a few years, much like Carl Kloster (#003).
Matt, as first member, enjoys certain privileges that others do not. For instance, I'm obligated to give him all of my Subway Sub Club stamps*. Hey, I don't make the rules. Hey! Wait a minute! I do in fact make the rules! Drat.
*Of course as of 2005, Sub Club no longer officially exists. But I think it's just gone underground. The first rule of Sub Club? DO NOT TALK ABOUT SUB CLUB. The second rule of Sub Club? Load banana peppers all over your goddamn sub! Eyuck!
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